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Witty

• Handle every stressful situation like a dog:
  if you can't eat it or hump it, Piss on it and walk away!
  (Unknown)

• The early bird gets the worm... but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  (Unknown)

• Never bet on roulette over the phone.
  (Unknown)

• Sometimes my mind wanders... Most times it just leaves.
  (Unknown) 

• I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.
  (Comedian Ron White)  

• Face down in the gutter with a bruise on my chin.
  Looks like Buddy Weiser kicked my butt again!
  (Wilam Ketterer)

• I finally got rid of all the voices in my head,
  Now I sorely miss them and the things that they said.
  (Wilam Ketterer)

• We do not have to visit a mad-house to find disordered minds;
  Our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
  (Unknown)

• Calling a Democrat an Ass-Hole is an insult;
  At least the Sphincter can tell the difference between a solid, a liquid, and a gas.
  (Wilam Ketterer)

• The lug nuts on my GMC Pickup require more torque
  than your import puts out.
  (Unknown)

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